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The Ugliest Nail Trends Ever!

21 March, 2016 - 08:57pm by - First Lady | 34 Comments

By BR Tabatha

We see a lot of nail trends here at BRHQ. Some leave us shaking our heads in wonder – quickly followed by us reaching for our phones so we can call our nail technicians and say ‘gimme gimme’. Others leave us shaking our heads in wonder, but in a ‘what the heck? I’m not sure I understand this’ way. Yep, nail art is indeed ‘art’. And like any art its beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and what one might adore others might run from. So what have been some of the head-scratchers we’ve seen lately?

lukevsmith

Furry nails. This is a recent trend, and well, the reaction from the Beauty Review Crew was interesting…. ‘no, just no’ … ‘well, I guess it would be handy if you needed to polish a tiny table or something’ …. ‘it looks like the nails had glue popped on them and then she stroked a cat’. Yeah, I don’t think you’ll be seeing us try this one anytime soon.

anothernailinthecoffin

While there is something delightfully whimsical about pompom nails, we just can’t help but find them a little too OTT to be an everyday look. If you’re off to see a Cirque show or planning to attend a circus themed kids party? Perfect. For work on the farm or standing in front of a judge ready to defend the rights of fellow humans, maybe not so much…

One look we’re on the fence about is crochet nails. Hooklook appears to be the pioneer of this style, and while we adore the black version – it looks pretty darn chic – the pink version? The jury is out.

When bubble nails hit the beauty scene we gave it the big ‘oh no’. Time hasn’t mellowed us. For some reason it makes us think of diseased growths. Prettily coloured diseased growths. But diseased growths nonetheless. This meme from @thenailhub really summed it up for us.

While we quite enjoy a shorter claw nail, especially the cat ladies in the crew, the longer ones just leave us baffled. How do you do anything? Typing? We’d be making more mistakes on the board than usual. Hanging out clothes? Doing dishes? I suppose picking your nose might be easier… not that anyone we know does that post six years of age….

seemore5162

So as a beholder of nail art, are you fond of some of these looks? Or are they fails? Are there other looks you’ve seen that have gone into the ‘not my favourite’ pile? Do tell…

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22nd April, 2016

Oh dear! The furry nails are particularly bad lol. The last set would be nice if they were a lot shorter.

12th April, 2016

Mine are super long (but not that long) and since I grew them typing has been a bit of annoying *grump*

5th April, 2016

Oh dear.. These really are disastrous! I must say, I've seen some girls really pull off the claws. I don't know how they'd get on wiping their butt and they obviously have no children!! I stopped getting acrylics and gels a long time ago and now their long and strong!

30th March, 2016

Um that's a big ol' NOPE!!!

26th March, 2016

Wow, most of those nail trends I had not even heard of, probably for a good reason. I'd never try any of them!

25th March, 2016

Goodness, haven't seen this in person but I'm definitely glad!

24th March, 2016

oh god..They are so impractical, image yourself trying to pick something up with those nails, would be impossible :)

24th March, 2016

Hmm texture is in, but no, just no haha. I don't think I could stand wearing nails like that!

23rd March, 2016

Oh my goodness hahaha they all look so.....awful! The fury ones reminde of the post I saw today with the girl who had hair extensions off her bottom eyelids.....I question these trends and ask myself, why on earth would you want to do such a thing?! Lol

23rd March, 2016

Hahaha funny - my nails are short and I rarely colour them so no fads for me :)

22nd March, 2016

A simple no to all of them. The ones I don't get are those people who have long nails that curl and I'm talking about a winding path like the yellow brick road ANNNDDD still lead a normal life.

22nd March, 2016

These are all awful hahaha!! I can't even stand to look at the bubble nails, but I think the furry nails are actually hilarious and I'd love to wear them one time just to take the mickey ;)

22nd March, 2016

Oh no - that is all just horrible!!!

22nd March, 2016

All sorts of no for me! None of them call to me and I love to be different but these are just......NO!

22nd March, 2016

I personally wouldn't wear any of these, very impractical. The black crochet nails could look kinda nice if it was more lacy and loose, although the color change does improve the look. But that's just my opinion.