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The Ugliest Nail Trends Ever!

21 March, 2016 - 08:57pm by - First Lady | 34 Comments

By BR Tabatha

We see a lot of nail trends here at BRHQ. Some leave us shaking our heads in wonder – quickly followed by us reaching for our phones so we can call our nail technicians and say ‘gimme gimme’. Others leave us shaking our heads in wonder, but in a ‘what the heck? I’m not sure I understand this’ way. Yep, nail art is indeed ‘art’. And like any art its beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and what one might adore others might run from. So what have been some of the head-scratchers we’ve seen lately?

lukevsmith

Furry nails. This is a recent trend, and well, the reaction from the Beauty Review Crew was interesting…. ‘no, just no’ … ‘well, I guess it would be handy if you needed to polish a tiny table or something’ …. ‘it looks like the nails had glue popped on them and then she stroked a cat’. Yeah, I don’t think you’ll be seeing us try this one anytime soon.

anothernailinthecoffin

While there is something delightfully whimsical about pompom nails, we just can’t help but find them a little too OTT to be an everyday look. If you’re off to see a Cirque show or planning to attend a circus themed kids party? Perfect. For work on the farm or standing in front of a judge ready to defend the rights of fellow humans, maybe not so much…

One look we’re on the fence about is crochet nails. Hooklook appears to be the pioneer of this style, and while we adore the black version – it looks pretty darn chic – the pink version? The jury is out.

When bubble nails hit the beauty scene we gave it the big ‘oh no’. Time hasn’t mellowed us. For some reason it makes us think of diseased growths. Prettily coloured diseased growths. But diseased growths nonetheless. This meme from @thenailhub really summed it up for us.

While we quite enjoy a shorter claw nail, especially the cat ladies in the crew, the longer ones just leave us baffled. How do you do anything? Typing? We’d be making more mistakes on the board than usual. Hanging out clothes? Doing dishes? I suppose picking your nose might be easier… not that anyone we know does that post six years of age….

seemore5162

So as a beholder of nail art, are you fond of some of these looks? Or are they fails? Are there other looks you’ve seen that have gone into the ‘not my favourite’ pile? Do tell…

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22nd March, 2016

Beauty Review team you got the name right on this one. The furry ones at the top, what do you do when and after you have been for a toilet stop. Does not bare thinking about.

22nd March, 2016

nope. nope nope nope! Just no

22nd March, 2016

I agree with all of the above! So glad the bubble nail trend did not take off

22nd March, 2016

These are definitely in my "not my favourite" pile and some of them give me the serious heebie jeebies! Those furry nails look downright unhygienic, bubble nails are a definite no-no and how on earth would you wash your hair with pointy claws like that? No, thank you.

22nd March, 2016

Ugh those furry nails are the worst. How are you meant to wash your hands? Gross.

22nd March, 2016

Ekkk these are all cringe worthy in my opinion, the only different nails that have come out that I like are the ones where they put a nail on top of eachother and add water with sparkles, they look so cute!

22nd March, 2016

actually all nail art make me laugh....where did people get idea from? i do like nail art but not this type of art. NO,NOPE,NEVER,EVER

22nd March, 2016

Furry Nails ??? Pom Poms ??? No accounting for taste but it is only when someone does something really awful that the next thing they do doesn't look so bad eh?

21st March, 2016

They're all either ugly or impractical.

21st March, 2016

Haha, when I first saw those fur nails a few weeks ago my first reaction (other than cringing), was to wonder when BR would have an article featuring them! These are all so ick, although a crochet pattern would look cool I think just not actual crochet on your nails!

21st March, 2016

I guess you wouldn't be washing your hands if your nails were fluffy? Yucky! Not for me thanks haha.

21st March, 2016

I am glad I am not the only one who thinks no...just no! I like a bit of nail art, but not like that.

21st March, 2016

I remember, back in 1989, waiting in line for a ride at Disneyland, the lady in front had the claw look, I was fascinated and freaked out by them. I'm not a fan of the almond shape either. All too weird for me.

21st March, 2016

All of these nails give me the heebie jeebies D: no thank you!

21st March, 2016

Have you seen the one that has like a snow globe inside a nail! It is kind of cool but part of me wonders how annoying and heavy it would be.

shazatron101
21st March, 2016

i saw that! it looks cool but id get so annoyed with the weight on my finger i'd try picking it off :-/

Sarahbeautynz
21st March, 2016

Yes! It looked so cool! I just wondered how thick it'd be compared to the other nails as it'd potentially be a bit unsightly.

Sarahbeautynz
21st March, 2016

I'm 100% on your wagon! :P

shazatron101
21st March, 2016

yes Sarah! we can go on adventures in said wagon as well ;-) hahahaha

MareeB
22nd March, 2016

Yep, they're kinda creepy aren't they Shaz?

Julieal
22nd March, 2016

Yes and you would need to put gloves on for a few personal jobs too !!

Pifithrin
22nd March, 2016

My thoughts exactly! So gross

Koni
22nd March, 2016

I thought the fur ones were a joke until the celebrity wearing it rocked up to her interview with them. It was quite unsightly :-S

Koni
22nd March, 2016

I agree! I saw a video snippet the other day of a lady with long claws that curled. I'm sure she could chop some soft produce with them.

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