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The Worst Beauty Crimes Ever?!

24 January, 2021 - 04:05pm by - First Lady | 11 Comments

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Article posted by BR Amelia

When it comes to beauty crimes, let's face it we've all been guilty of at least one somewhere along the way, whether it was carrying the Farah Fawcett hair style on way past its expiry date, or doing the sucky in cheeks to apply your blusher making you look like you have a fire burn down your cheeks.

Here's what our crew rate as THE top beauty crimes, and when you think about it there's no excuse really...

  • Foundation too dark, stopping at the face and not being blended down the neck - if you can't find the right shade, get matched!!
  • Just too much make-up - aka if you got a slap on the back of the head your face might fall off!
  • Too much eyeliner, especially on the bottom - you're not a member of the Adams family
  • "Snickers Bar Cheeks" too much blusher all in a big line down the cheeks - the 80's just called, Banamarama auditions closed 20 years ago.
  • The Donetella Versace Tan - fake or even worse, real! - too orange, too much
  • Cracked heels in open backed shoes - nothing a tin of NIVEA Cream and a pair of socks won't fix
  • Chipped and half worn off manis and pedis - last time we checked nail colour remover was readily available
  • Lip Liner and lipstick not matching - see above for "Snickers Bar Cheeks"
  • Eyeliner with a gap between the eyelashes and the eyeliner  - it doesn't make eyes look bigger...really
  • Leaving the house with wet unstyled hair - just get up a bit earlier and dry it, wash it the night before, or at worst scrape it into a tight bun so people can't tell you can't be assed
  • Long hair that is not styled and is just scraped back into a ponytail each and every day - get it cut and rock it.

So vote now on which of these you think is the biggest beauty crime, or if you've got one that's not here, tell us below!  

And if you're feeling realllly brave, why not upload a photo of your beauty crime to the Photowall?!

 

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4th March, 2021

Three words !! DREAM MATTE MOUSSE!!

2nd February, 2021

I'm sorry but this is the most ridiculous article (If I can call it that) I have read on here. A large portion of your examples is old fashion trends. I'm sure if you stayed with your current style for 30 years you'd be considered a beauty crime. Maybe your title should've been branded "Signs you're stuck in the past"

2nd February, 2021

I’m so guilty of wearing my hair in a ponytail everyday. I also love makeup so much that quite often I’m guilty of wearing way too much makeup.

2nd February, 2021

Chipped and half worn off manis and pedis , I think this is the worst beauty crime ever! I don't do it , however I have walk out with wet hair! :/

28th January, 2021

Eeewwe badly matched foundation that stops at the jaw line!

28th January, 2021

I occasionally leave the house with wet hair because it dries on my walk to work but other than that I’m crime free.

27th January, 2021

I love Southern Charm and my favourite character is Kathryn, but her make up sometimes is horrendous, mostly because she has too too much blusher.

27th January, 2021

I do 5 of these things regularly.

26th January, 2021

Wet hair in a ponytail when rushing to get to work.

26th January, 2021

I’ve done the wet hair thing so many times. Even the foundation one lol

25th January, 2021

Leaving the house with wet hair! I hate wet hair and if I did that I would have a frizzy, ugly mess on my hands!