Weird beauty treatments...

11 November, 2013 - 09:48pm by - First Lady | 7 Comments

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Article by BR Fiona

So continuing in our series of weird beauty treatments we find those odd, weird and just plain nasty beauty products and procedures for men!

Dewrinkling for Balls

Oh yes....if your man is feeling that things are getting a little saggy....down below.... a spa in Santa Monica is offering the perfect treatment! For $575 (US) your man get firm and tightening his male genitalia with some laser treatment. Honestly, I’m not sure ANY man would want a laser floating around, pointing at his balls?

Exfoliating Eels

We’ve probably all heard of having little fish nibbling at our feet eating the dead skin off. In China you can not only immerse your feet but your whole body into a bath of tiny little eels. This treatment does come with a warning though, a man in China had one of the little eels make its way up his....urethra and make itself at home. Hmmm maybe just stick with a loofah next time?

And finally....

Slapping

Ok this treatment isn’t exactly focused on men but it could be a good way to vent some frustration if a member of the opposite sex annoys you....just offer him a massage, a slapping massage. This treatment, offered in San Francisco, uses pinching and slapping to help cure you of unsightly pores and wrinkles. This is definitely one to file away for future use!

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webber4

23rd November, 2013

Of course this treatment would be in the US, what a laugh & a half,,, had me rolling around the floor.. no way in this world would my husband do it, well may on his final resting day... damn this is so funny.. bring it on ladies.....

Susilia

19th November, 2013

Oh my!!! :O

tannygirl

18th November, 2013

I'm sure there's a method to the slapping and pinching. I'm guessing the theory behind it is it stimulates your skin in some way to bring blood to the surface layer, you know how you get a red mark if someone slaps you. But there's no way to can just randomly slap your partner in the face and convince him it's going to make him long better long term, unless he breaks up with you for that and spruces up to land someone else. Then yeah it worked, but not to your advantage.

nhum53

13th November, 2013

After reading the first two the last one seems way more normal haha...

BeautyGirl

13th November, 2013

The Dewrinking balls really made me laugh!! didn't even know men could get that done! still laughing now :P

pintsize

13th November, 2013

Ok, must try not to slap someone and call it a massage! repeats! ;)

AmyMarf

12th November, 2013

This cracked me up...I can't even get my partner to entertain the idea that 'if it's good enough for me to wax, it's good enough for him' - not sure he would appreciate me making an appointment for any of these treatments either!